esther
carmen
next please
just a cup of tea please
(i figure hot water
and a lipton tea bag
what can they do to it?)
that’ll be all? fir here or t’go?
for here thank you
oh can i have an extra
an extra...
next please with fries? large? zat all?
next please zat with fries?
fir here or t’go?
and to drink?
a lemon thickey?
here’s your change
next please
she was a nice human being
even if she came from that stinkin family!
a fine person
just wonderful
specially with a husband like what she had
i said to her
i just couldn’t believe myself
i said this five years ago
i said
you don’t hold it against me?
she said
you know better than that
she was GRADE A!
but not her husband with the pointy shoes
is that fir here or t’go?
thank you come again next please
susan! sue!
gertie green baum died this morning
GERTIE GREENBAUM
GERTIE GREEN BAUM!
she died this morning
zat fir here or t’go?
you don’t know her?
you’d know her if you saw her
killed
got run over quarter pass ten this morning
they took her away dead
i was talking to jean liz when it happened
you know jean liz!
you know
she came for the bagels yesterday
she’s thin a pleasant face
ehhh
you don’t remember?
okay
i’ll see ya
(she’s not so old
she can’t remember
she knows)
next please
order’a fries large or small?
some people mustard
some people mayonnaise
some people ketchup
every day on my way to the post office
i have a box
orthopedic clinic said
if you don’t walk
you’ll never walk again
some people vinegar echhhhhh
so on my way i stop in here
well there’s no place else t’go when it’s cold
so we were sittin
jean liz
harriet chapman
talkin
and all of a sudden
this tall kid
looked like a nice boy
roller skates
gertie greenbaum’s walkin with her french fries and an orange drink
always french fries and an orange drink
but she walks like a turtle!
slow
arthritis
and BANG!
that was it
she was down
and she’ll never get up again
he rolled outta here like a fireball
next please
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